Reviews

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  Piecy

  Oct 28, 2021

  If I had this game when I was 11, there's no way I'd ever have left the computer It is the game for everyone who liked to set up toy soldiers and create imaginary stories and battles There are many great things going for this game: -Good unit designs with a lot of factions, prehistoric to wild west -Hilarious vocal acting -Very funny physics -Friggin Slo-Mo However, the absolute greatest thing in the game (imo) is the unit creator; when it first came out, it was impossible to stop making unit after unit, just so many possibilities. There are a lot of props for unadded factions in the UC, so you can create those factions too! One criticism is that the campaign is often a campain to get through, as some battles need a fluke or plain luck to win. Also there is a range of bugs, and the unit creator is unpolished (though it could be getting updates later) However this is one game I don't get tired of. One of the funniest games I've ever played
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  Sterno

  Apr 24, 2022

  I don't play this game myself. Just not my cup of tea. So at the time of this review, why do I have 240+ hours on it? Well, my 7 year old son plays it, and has been playing it since he was 5. Granted, some of that time is just him leaving it running because the kid is just simply incapable of closing a program when he's done with it, but he loves this game. He's constantly setting up battles (often requesting I come in and try to beat an army he made). When they added Unit Creator, he lost his mind. He's probably created like 200 units of his own. They're all ridiculously overpowered compared to normal units, but he loves it, and I love that he loves it. If you're an adult, you might get a few hours of fun out of the silliness of the game, and then you'll be done with it. If you have a kid that likes watching imaginary troops do battle, and building their own troops with crazy powers and whatnot, this is well worth the price of admission and the bonding time you'll have as a result.
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  Subway

  Jun 13, 2022

  i like it, im god and i like having power
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  dangermandownunder

  May 1, 2022

  The game is a ridiculous mess. There are glitches when you do certain things but they aren't game breaking, just really funny. I would recommend this game too almost everybody. It can also get a bit stressful at times when it isn't making you cry tears of joy.
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  Wadde

  May 20, 2022

  fdsgfhnbhgcvvdsfr rewyterthreh
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  DeadDux

  Mar 22, 2022

  The wobbly guys are pretty hot ngl
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  Ashpltk

  Feb 2, 2022

  ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10
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  Shoyep

  Apr 8, 2022

  Funny
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  BendCoder0

  Jun 21, 2022

  Kill
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  Kylo_Rex

  Apr 17, 2022

  very amongus
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  DevilKingLV

  May 8, 2022

  i played fr 69 hours funni number
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  Google Calendar

  Jan 31, 2022

  NERF HALFLINGS
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  Inferno

  Mar 16, 2022

  I sent 200 children to fight a god
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  midnightnoodlez1

  Jul 17, 2022

  yes yes yesh yesh yesnh yens yensyed eysn dsyenhs yens yenbsyensysensy ehyehdudhedh
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  chopp'is

  Jul 18, 2022

  good
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  Athletics80

  Jul 18, 2022

  0/10 game, clubber too strong (it's a joke this game is fun get it)
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  Waylavon

  Jul 18, 2022

  Putting bards on an island 300 meters away is balanced (also fun for the other player).
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  soup

  Jul 19, 2022

  fun
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  Scent Of The Old Woman

  Jul 19, 2022
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  Dr Inconsiderate

  Jul 20, 2022

  Totally accurate? Not really Totally epic? Definitely