Reviews

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  LordMartin5531

  Jan 1, 2023

  This is le epic certified communism slav gamer moment 😂👌🇷🇺 !!1!1!1!1
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  VAE

  Aug 2, 2016

  9/10 needs more hardbass
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  Cuidado Piso Mojado

  Aug 3, 2016

  My experience with this game: -Buys game -Grabs Vodka and Adidas clothing -Starts game -Goes to Russia and does Slav dance -Dies to bear -Takes a shot of Vodka -Continues playing -Goes to bar in Balkan -Shouts AN NUU CHEEKI BREEKI VI DAMKE -A SQUAD OF AMERIANSKI KURWAS APPEAR, -FIGHTS OFF AMERICANSKI SPIES and Wrestles bears. -Dies to seceond bear -Gets off computer -Takes vodka and goes outside -Slav squat with Gopniks around fire. I gib 9/10, no Boris and more Slavic Countries
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  Cukier

  Aug 3, 2016

  You owe Boris a lot of Polish Złoty's xD (I bought it cuz of Boris) The game shows people the pure slavness! - Great FULL HD VR graphics - Most realistic slav simulator - It gibs you playings as babushka and bear - Gore, Drugs, Dancing Gopniks - Polan included Overall score: 1944/1939 Must Have!
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  David Leatherhuff

  Aug 3, 2016

  9/10 Not enough Uncle Boris.
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  Mel Gibson after 3 beers

  Aug 3, 2016

  I dream of a world where everyone squats and drinks vodka. I dream of a world where everyone wears tracksuits and eats sunflower seeds in front of their respective buildings. But none of those dreams can be fulfilled until the kebab is gone. For they force their women to dress like ninjas, instead of the traditional Adidas tracks.
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  ChipChipCheerio

  Aug 3, 2016

  I give full 9/10 the few issues are, -No Boris -No Serbia in which you remove kebab -Not enough hardbass everything else is all cheeki breeki so grab some vodka, slav squat down in your chair, grab your shashlik, and put o some cheeki breeki revolt and have good time
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  Snaut

  Aug 4, 2016

  Slavistan is a short and sweet game that uses three different game modes to show you the everyday lives of Slavs all around Eastern Europe. The first one takes place in Russia, where you must dance to hard bass music by pressing correct directional arrows, while simultaneously moving with WASD to avoid incoming bears. The crowd of gopniks gathered in front of your glorious performance will throw you various pickups that give you protection against bear attacks as well as alcohol that refills your health. Second one is in the Balkans. You are sitting at the bar with Radovan, when he suddenly starts to argue with the Croat sitting at the nearest table. You try to calm the situation, but after so many bottles of rakija all you can say is: “jєbєm ti majku!”, and soon the whole village is after you. The goal here is to fight everyone in typical Yugoslav fashion, swinging the mouse to throw drunken punches. Last one is in Poland. You’ve clearly had too much vodka, but your friend Piotr has brought the whole tracksuit crew with him and they want you to squat outside of the “cheeki breeki” bar with them to drink even more. So you try your best to stay on the soles of your feet whilst chugging one beer after another – in usual Slav logic, the more intoxicated you are the easier it is to find your balance. For a funny little indie game made by two people this is actually pretty cool – plus at first it can be frustrating enough to make you shout “Кurwa mać!”, but it doesn’t take long to unlock all optional characters and gets old quick. I can think of worse ways to spend so little money, though it would be nice to see more game modes in future updates.
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  Bismuth

  Aug 10, 2016

  Brings out your tru inner slav 10/10 would squat again. Opinion: needs 3 new modes 1. Driving simulator: race your gopnik pals around village 2. Potato peeler 3. Spot Amerikanski spy
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  ℐℎℯ Vladimir Pootis

  Aug 12, 2016

  This is a pretty funny game. Looks like something that Boris from Life of Boris should play.
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  Jeffrey Epstein

  Aug 23, 2016

  I COULD UNLEASH MY INNER SLAV IN A NON VIOLENT WAY STRONKEST GAME ON STEAM REMOVES KEBAB LIKE NEVER BEFORE 10/10
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  TrapGod

  Sep 18, 2016

  Just like the title suggests, Slavistan is a game made in honor of stereotypes covering the slavic population: bears, drinking, squatting, and of course- Adidas tracksuits. Being of slav descent myself, I couldn't see any flaws in this game's representation of slav people, maybe except the bears roaming around everywhere in Russia. Slavistan has strong arcade influences, and currently consists of 3 locations (game modes): Russia, Poland and the Balkan peninsula. In Russia, the most challenging game mode, you have to keep dancing by pressing the correct arrrow key when prompted to do so, while collecting the vodka bottles and Adidas shoes thrown at you, and at the same time evading the bears that roam around. In the Balkans (where I live, so I can pretty much confirm it's true), you engage into a bar fight, where somehow every single person (and bear) is against you. In the final game mode, in Poland, you must keep your balance while squatting behind the nightclub with your mates, having to drink in order to manage to keep your balance more easily. There are also unlockables in the game, more specifically different character models. As you get higher scores in the 3 countries, you unlock other characters such as a bear, a gopnik and your grandma. Overall, it is a pretty good slavic-themed time-killer, worth its current price of 2 euros, as it will get you at least an hour or two of fun. TL;DR: You want to see your babushka run from bears, fight bears, and/or squat with bears? Then buy this game. 100% worth it
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  The Real Killer

  Sep 30, 2016

  Cheeki Breeki
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  SadBurgerCat

  Dec 27, 2016

  MAMA GET THE KOMPOT
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  grynn

  Dec 28, 2016

  System requirements are wrong! Let me tell you the real requirements to run this game. [h1]MINIMUM:[/h1] [list] [*][b]Cap[/b]: Brown Ushanka [*][b]Clothes[/b]: Adidas tracksuit (must be black with white stripes) [*][b]Shoes[/b]: Adidas Superstar (must be black with white stripes again) [*][b]Vodka[/b]: Cheapest one in your local store [*][b]Komputer[/b]: Commodore 64 or ZX Spectrum [/list] Now if you pass all these requirements, you can play it fine. Don't buy it otherwise.
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  MrTerkyMan

  Jun 29, 2017

  Get together with gopnik friends. Squat. Laugh about bubushka hitting rude man on sidewalk. Enjoy kvass. Move squat session indoors. Turn on PC. Pour vodka. Play Slavistan. Is like still being outside. 10/10
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  Cockerman

  Aug 28, 2017

  pls add more slav country like czechia ukraina and slovakia
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  Butt Inquisitor

  Sep 17, 2017

  Had to squat on my chair to play this properly. Good game. It costs as much as a big bottle of kvas so good price too.
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  Rapujący\^_^/Wójt

  Nov 27, 2017

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  Bloos

  Dec 31, 2017

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