Reviews

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  RapidSpeedDementia

  Dec 29, 2021

  penis
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  ¡fingersportplayerman!

  Jan 9, 2022

  Safety first is a game where you navigate with intentionally awkward controls and pee on open wires. I would recommend to people who like comedy games.
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  nonatie

  Feb 3, 2022

  this is the dark souls of pissing
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  NoobGaming

  Nov 21, 2022

  The most boring game i have ever played.
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  ri

  Jan 24, 2023

  better than fortnite
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  Gharren

  Feb 5, 2023

  Truly the Dark Souls of urine-related puzzle platformers.
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  Mully

  Sep 9, 2016

  This is the most majestic game I have ever played. At first I was cautious of this games quality, then I went to the games steam forum and asked why this game was created. The developer then replied to my little question and told me the meaning of life, the universe and everything. This game has taken me out of a long existential crisis and given meaning to my life. I am forever in the developers debt.
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  endolex

  Sep 9, 2016

  Indie at its best! Weird premise and hilarious game mechanic? Check. Solid execution with precise physics and brilliant audio? Check. BEWARE: This game is challenging, but fair. Be sure to use controller!
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  ryz

  Sep 9, 2016

  A fresh take on a genre that didn't even exist until now!
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  itzik.shemesh

  Sep 9, 2016

  The physics are amazing. Wonderful job and a very original game here. The audio adds a lot of laughter to the equation. The game is simply fun to play. In all aspects. Keep up the good work. :)
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  Polynomial

  Sep 9, 2016

  I saw the early version of this game released at Revision 2015 as part of the games compo, and it captivated the entire audience. The whole hall was erupting with laughter as players attempted to solve the puzzles. The next day I couldn't walk anywhere without seeing someone playing it, whether in the main hall, down in the tunnel, or anywhere else. In this game your task is to urinate "magic fixing fluid" into electric wires. Your controls are something akin to QWOP, with individual control of the separate legs. Each level requires progressively more and more precision and speed. Feel like you want a bigger challenge than the traditional modes? Try speedy mode! Still not satisfied? Try DRNK mode, where your controls are drunk and German swear words are randomly shouted at you. This game is hilarious fun. It's simple, well polished, and silly. My only minor complaint is that without an Xbox controller the UI is a little awkward, since the control hints aren't translated for keyboard. Once you work them out (WASD for left leg, up/down/left/right for right leg, space = A, escape = B, C = cheat/Y) it still plays great on the keyboard though. If you like puzzle games that don't take themselves too seriously, or just want a laugh, buy it. At the listed price it's worth every penny and more.
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  Chiquita's foofaraw

  Sep 10, 2016

  (If you 'd rather not read this review, you at least owe it to youself to watch the trailer on the Safety First! Store Page.) Safety First! is a surprisingly clever and well-designed twin stick physics game, as much a puzzle game as one based on dexterity. The premise is that the gamer must control a stick-figure character to fix electrical problems by using Magical Yellow Repair Liquid (MYRL) directed toward the damaged area through a tool hanging from the character’s waist. (In simple language, urinating onto sparking electrical wires to fix them. WARNING!! Do NOT try this at home! It does not work, and may get you arrested if done outdoors!) Certainly, the most obvious aspect of Safety First! is humorous irreverence. But beyond that is a genuinely fun game with 69 levels (yeah, right) and 34 achievements (enough based on failure to make gamers of all levels happy.) There are three game modes, two of which need to be unlocked by successful gameplay. Included for an additional challenge is “DRNK” mode, or drunk play plus German profanity. The best part of Safety First!; failure triggers bloody separation (or crushing, etc.) of various body parts. While it’s a difficult game, the learning curve is reasonable, and some quantity of really hard levels can be skipped. (All these statements are based on completion of only twenty plus levels in the basic mode.) Safety First! is a clever and surprisingly nuanced game in which a controller is strongly suggested. It’s a very inexpensive game (on sale for $2USD), and the first seventeen reviews give it a perfect score. Highly recommended, but seemingly with no great surprises either way if you like this type of game as much as this player does. Thank you.
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  itsjustmabes

  Sep 17, 2016

  Hi, Billy Mays here, ever wanted to piss on electric circuts? Well, with Safety First, you can! It's as simple as bending over and dropping your Magical Yellow Repair Liquid™ onto the broken circut! For just one payment of $2, you too can use Magical Yellow Repair Liquid™!
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  Bob Spigot

  Nov 27, 2016

  Have to say, this took me by surprise. At first glance it comes across as one of those fairly hollow, youtube vid fuel, barely playable mess games. Buy it if you want a quick giggle... but it isnt. Despite being very silly the control of it is actually really tight. Yes the stick man can flail somewhat but how out of control it is is mainly in your hands. There are two or three levels that really push it as far as frustration goes, but much of the time it gets the difficulty about right and again, it controls well enough that many of the losses are clearly down to you. Whats more it gets you back in to the game, and is genuinely funny enough that a lot of your fails are easy to shrug off. The different game modes are interesting, there is a surprising number of well designed levels to get through, and it is really really cheap for what you are getting. A funny, polished, and challenging twin stick puzzle game, well worth the entry fee.
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  Ghostly

  May 22, 2017

  Very good game. I got an achievement for being afk and another for committing suicide, also you pee alot. Just like my life.
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  Shaydows

  Jun 28, 2017

  Got a achievement for pluging in my controller. [b] 10/10 ign. [/b]
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  ANJALILALIZ

  Oct 15, 2017

  So Hard
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  KingBorg21

  Nov 26, 2017

  I like it
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  f0gpie

  Apr 17, 2018

  If no controler use :space,w,a,d,up,down,right,left. Funy badges
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  ꙮMr. Catꙮ マカ浪人ア

  May 4, 2018

  The game itself is not that hard. Even though devs warn you about using controller (they even made an achievement for it), you can easily complete every level on every mode using keyboard. Exept for one single level. Level 14, advanced campaign, DRNK mode. Close to impossible. This one single level will make you hate devs so hard. Seriously, this is just unfair.