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  danger doge

  Feb 1, 2022

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  Asti96

  Aug 7, 2022

  what can i say its a SHIBAAA
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  Link

  Aug 21, 2022

  Doge :)
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  Xario1

  Aug 22, 2022

  Montaro is a decently fun, side scrolling, coin collecting game where you must dodge obstacles and collect coins, allowing you to unlock more Doge costumes. I enjoy playing Montaro occasionally, as it is a good time waster, and the colors and art style are very nice. Even if you don't particularly like dogs, you may enjoy this game if you like memes. I don't particularly like dogs much, but I still enjoyed it none the less. Even though this game only requires you to press one button, it can still be somewhat challenging, as you have to get the timing right. But it is neither too easy, nor too hard. I definitely recommend this game to anyone looking for a fun and intermediate time waster/side scroller.
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  macaroniwithbees

  Aug 28, 2022

  one of the cheapest games i own that provided me with an hour or two of entertainment. plus i love shibas so definitely worth it.
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  ausbrowncoat

  Sep 11, 2022

  See how long you can keep your handsome doge alive!...and steal some girls panties ;) ░░░░░░░█▐▓▓░████▄▄▄█▀▄▓▓▓▌█ ░░░░░▄█▌▀▄▓▓▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▄▓▓▓▓▓▌█ ░░░▄█▀▀▄▓█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▀░▓▌█ ░░█▀▄▓▓▓███▓▓▓███▓▓▓▄░░▄▓▐█▌ ░█▌▓▓▓▀▀▓▓▓▓███▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄▀▓▓▐█ ▐█▐██▐░▄▓▓▓▓▓▀▄░▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌█▌ █▌███▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▐░░▄▓▓███▓▓▓▄▀▐█ █▐█▓▀░░▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██████▓▓▓▓▐█ ▌▓▄▌▀░▀░▐▀█▄▓▓██████████▓▓▓▌█▌ ▌▓▓▓▄▄▀▀▓▓▓▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓█▓█▓▓▌█▌ █▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▄▄▄▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓█▓█▓█▓▓▓▐█
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  Grumpyoldman

  Oct 4, 2022

  I've had this little game for six years now and still enjoy a five minutes session now and then to relax. Worth every 0.99€.
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  ̸H̵o̵l̷y̶G̸r̸a̸i̵l̵

  Nov 27, 2022

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  Joy Kitsu

  Jan 1, 2023

  in a world full of richard parkers, be hachiko
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  Indie Fanatic

  Feb 20, 2023

  Montaro is a simple endless runner where you play as a dog. Throughout the game you can unlock various skins with the doge coins you collect on your runs. These skins are only cosmetic and add nothing to the gameplay. In addition, there are achievements based on the coin count you have, crows hit, and the amount of pantsu you collect throughout the game. While the crow achievement is an understandable 30, the pantsu achievement requires you to collect 802. This is an incredibly tedious achievement simply made to pad out the timing of what would generally be a 30 min experience at best, and instead drawing it out to be 2-3 hours long. I'm not new to endless runners but this one just simply doesn't have enough variety. Temple Run at least gave me power-ups to keep the game play feeling fresh. Here gameplay becomes stale after just a few minutes of the exact same thing over and over.
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  Dani

  Jul 26, 2016

  A 1 buck game that provided me a full hour of entertainment. Only controls: Mouse1. Allowed me to play as a Shiba Inu collectiong doge coins and unlocking funny costumes. Looking forward to next month's update, which will bring achievements!!
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  MireniamuYuki

  Aug 13, 2016

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  Std free since '03

  Aug 14, 2016

  wanted to buy No Man's Sky ended up getting this instead. 11/10
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  Rine

  Dec 23, 2016

  TL;DR: A fairly simple endless runner game, just enough complexity to show the effort that went into it and make it worth the super-cheap price. Not going to be a super long review, but also likely far more serious than the other meme-based reviews on this game's page. In essence, Montaro is an endless runner game where you are auto-scrolling along the screen from left to right. Your goal is to collect Doge coins, which usually are on the upper level of the screen. After you collect enough, you can purchase new costumes for the dog you are playing as. Ostensibly, the game is based around getting high scores, but notably to 100% complete it, you don't need to be anywhere near good at it, which is a positive if you worry about games ruining your completion percentage. The strategy (and there is a bit of one) of the game revolves around getting to the upper level of the screen, usually by bouncing off of certain objects. Banana peels are the most common and allow you to keep on the upper levels by bouncing between platforms, but each one you bounce on takes a half-panty off your lifebar. If you lose all health, you lose control of the dog for a while, usually leading to death. So the best strategy is to stay up top as long as possible, drop down to refill by flipping up skirts (yes), and then get back up. It is usually safer up top as well, but not always. The hazards in the game come in two forms, instant death and delayed hazard. Instant death is pretty normal for these sorts of games, and in this game comes in the form of sewer holes, flying crows (which you can knock out if you hit them from the bottom while spinning), and angry cats. The delayed hazards come in two forms, chickens and birds. If you hit a chicken, it won't kill you, but instead a certain amount of time later, it will spawn a horde of them along the bottom, which runs left to right, pauses, then comes back. The birds are perched up top, and if you hit them, they'll fly behind the screen, then come at you from the right, adjusting to try and hit your level. Both of these are avoidable initially (just don't touch them), and when they come back, but you are easily screwed by them. The levels do change after a good bit of distance, adding more height, more ways to get up and down the levels, but in essence the game stays the same, with more complexity as you go. Other than costumes and the achievements, there really is nothing more to the game. In summation, Montaro is a exceptionally cheap endless runner game, not a lot of investment in it, but not a lot of substance. Enough effort was put into the game that it doesn't feel purely like a joke though, and that is appreciated.
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  Kat

  Feb 19, 2017

  This game is awooooooooo aproved What does this game offer? well let me tell u! - it has Doge - Doge gets costumes - easy to get achievements - it's cheap - you could problably get more money off the three trading cards you get then the game costs I'd say it was worth it
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  ChromaWolf

  Mar 14, 2017

  Let me tell you why you need this game in your library right now: - Doge - Doge trading cards - Doge emoticons - Trading cards and other items cost more than the actual game - Doge Why shouldn't you have this game in your library? - You need this game in your library
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  TacoChublets

  Mar 31, 2017

  Pretty fun game. Didn't waste any moment of my life at all. If you like to craft badges like me, you're gonna have a bad time as the trading cards cost more than the game itself.
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  ✩ Helenα ✩

  Apr 21, 2017

  It’s a cute and cheap runner kind of game. I don’t play those too much to be honest, but I loved Montaro. You play as a doge, you can dress him with various outfits, and you collect panties and coins. You also have to dodge angry chickens and crows. 10/10. Such game, much wow.
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  Master Cukruks

  Jun 22, 2017

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  siskoala

  Dec 9, 2017

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