Reviews

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  Homefires

  May 12, 2022

  chunky balls
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  Something Swanky

  May 12, 2022

  chunky balls gave me carpal tunnel
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  gigarob

  May 12, 2022

  i have tumors in my balls now
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  killascott

  Apr 23, 2018

  I completely understand this game was just released but the physics just seem so off. I try to change control settings and they instantly revert back to the default settings. You have to be insanely precise in order to prevent yourself from bouncing out of the map, even on the beginner course. Everything in this game seems so old school/basic. I wish they would have put some more time into the making of this game becuase everything is so limited. If anything, I'd reccomend at least adding custom settings to the game. It's a good game don't get me wrong but it isn't the game i was waiting to buy.
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  DefaultGen

  Dec 12, 2018

  I appreciate the effort but to be quite honest it was not fun
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  josef733

  Dec 12, 2018

  Not great, but not bad either. Physics are a little weird, as are the controls. These are thing you'll just have to get used to. I like the music. I think it fits the game well. Course design is mixed, i like some of the designs and themes while others look ugly. Nice to see a lot of customizability here, a level editor is a nice tough as well. Didnt get to test multiplayer so I cannot comment on that. Overall, its ok. You might find some enjoyment here.
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  Ghostzapper

  Dec 28, 2018

  NOTE: Only recommended for a <1USD price. At full price, you are better off with almost any other mini-golf game. Using that price as a basis. You get A LOT of content. 7 Full Courses, Online Multiplayer, Numerous Ball Customization Options, and the ability to create courses. Thinking of the game as a throwaway experience, say buying 4-5 copies and playing with one group with the expectation of only playing that one night, you could have a lot of fun with the game. It's a nice semi-competitive addition to a hangout. It has/does a lot of good things. It looks very nice, and they've attempted a plethora of styles, from the Max Headroom look of 'System' to the Sepia tones of 'Eclipse'. The game looks great at sale price or full. Something that will go under the radar for most people is how much 'low power' room there is on the power bar. I like that you still have to be fairly precise when close to the hole. Almost every other golf game will let you just kinda bang it home from the point, even though putting is precise no matter the distance. I don't like that it is achieved by making the overall power pretty low in comparison to the lengths of the holes, however, but it was a bright spot in my opinion. Unfortunately, aside from the sheer ability to play and create with a bunch of your friends, I don't have many more positives going for the title. It is a totally functioning game, it just falls a bit on the mediocre side. Where this game falls short is on the course/gameplay design. We'll start with the gameplay. There aren't any custom options to tinker with to add replayability. Nothing like a jump or reset mechanic to allow you to go for a crazy shot or try something again. That sticks out from its competitors as something kinda sorely missing. Another decision that left me scratching my head is how much time there is between holes. This is not strictly loading times or something like that. As soon as you sink your putt, it has to count all your currency up, which there is no way to skip or speed up (that I can tell) all while showing you the scoreboard. It leaves the scoreboard up for a while longer by itself, before finally taking you to the next hole. However, it will slowly rotate and show you the layout of the entire next hole without the ability to skip or speed up the process. It's just too much downtime and it's something you notice right away. "C'mon, c'mon." Continuing with gameplay, but touching on the course design. I do feel the overall power and length of holes are mismatched, so I am not quite sure what to fault. As much as I enjoyed the precision of the short putts, I'd much rather be able to hit further on these holes. I understand that shortening the holes could make some of the designs quite silly, but the point is that it isn't quite right no matter how you slice it. I'm not saying that every hole should be able to be hole-in-one'd, but a good number of them should be.. it's an arcade mini-golf game. Maybe that one is a bit more personal preference, but worth noting regardless. Like I said, for the price, it punches above its weight. I do think games like GWYF and Golf It are just objectively better games at any price, but if you want something a little bit different and have more than a couple friends trying to play something for very cheap, this is a completely viable option. Not the most sound of recommendations, but overall is clearly better than bad. Thanks for reading!
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  Magge

  Feb 22, 2019

  The biggest piece of shit, don't even think about buying it. I bought the game when it was 90% off and I regret it already.
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  Matt

  May 6, 2019

  I think this is a very good MINI GOLF game that i 100% recommend to anyone looking for one. I got this on sale for 89 cents US and i think it was a great investment. I played with my friends and had a blast with lots of rage and laughter. I cant wait for further updates!!!!!!!!
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  Kroniaq

  Jun 30, 2019

  Would not recommend, caused my computer to bluescreen,
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  genkai

  Jun 30, 2019

  Listen, this game is basically worth it's sale price ($0.89) at most. It's frustratingly difficult, unforgiving, broken, and overall a nightmare trip of a Steam game. The course pars are unattainable and horribly low and even if you manage to get just a triple bogey, your already broken headphone speakers from the opening music get double hammer-armed by the terrible recordings screeching 'DOUBLE BOGEY' in broken English. Quite literally the only enjoyable part of the game is the music. The beautiful, orchestral-quality music being played over some of the worst physics in a computer game I've ever seen was as much confusing as it was straight up ironic. I felt like it was mocking me because it surprised me that the creators of the game had a grasp of quality game building. But then I'm pulled back to reality when screamed at again by a post-yellow fever colonial woman congratulating me on my 2 under par luck shot. There is no way the creators tested this game before releasing it to the public. Overall 0.5/10 would not recommend.
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  Sentry

  Jul 15, 2019

  Its amazing so far. Really cheap. Right now for $0.89. Worth it. Made me and my friends night.. Appreciate the fun! Get this if your looking for something to do in your freetime. Wacky physics and bumping your friends is the most pleasureable thing in the world.
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  MrZiiGGY🔥

  Sep 22, 2019

  6/10! I brought this game on sale last month for like 39p. I have played quite a bit of it today with my nephew and me and him really enjoyed playing it. I would definitely recommend it if you can get it on sale but i wouldn't say it is worth the full £5.99 they are asking for. It doesn't take long to unlock all the achievements.
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  Gumdalf

  Dec 1, 2019

  At this early state, can't recommend to anyone. Unpolished scrappy demo.
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  エコル

  Dec 6, 2019

  this game is discusting
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  Exotic

  Dec 26, 2019

  this game is comically so bad that it makes some entertaining laughs and giggles around 2 am with one or more friends. ball physics are shite, graphics are for some reason all very over saturated, the maps are just pretty much reskins of the first map, with just some other color filter.
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  Chronosaiyan1

  May 10, 2020

  This "Game" is the most unbridled dumpster fire of a product I have ever experienced. Not only is the system complete jank but the paid game is made up entirely out of free unity assets. They should try selling this to plants, without a true consciousness this "product" might actually succeed in some facsimile of reality. -38.3/10 would only recommend if you want to obliterate brain cells.
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  DivoGenix

  Jun 18, 2020

  Shit game buy golf with friends instead
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  The Ghost

  Oct 30, 2020

  Fucking shit game it should be free not cost 8,99€ it very bad coding. Balls kept jumping on their own, if the person who started the server match finished the course first and if you as a host get a hole in one the other person will get the score that he is currently on so lets say he or she has just hit the ball once he or she will get the score one. Sometimes when you finish it will come up Hurry Up and count down from 50 sec and even if you all have finnish give the person who is not hosting 12 points. You can also go over 12 points o score for one hole,.
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  General Failure

  Oct 30, 2020

  This game could be good if all the bugs are fixed but at the moment all the bugs are game breaking.