Reviews

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  |\/|4r|<

  Jun 5, 2016

  I must admit that I thought "Dull!" after the first few seconds of watching the trailer video. Then I saw that the game has more to offer than just clicking text boxes, like 'Racing'; I ended up buying this game, which I didn't regret: the game is inspired by the Impossible Quiz (series), has a lot of fine humour and at least knows some (great) references to [spoiler](my favourite) series Lost: 4-8-15-16-23-42 ((un)lucky numbers), dynamite, which was found on the Black Rock (boat) etc. and HP and the Philosopher's Stone; Chessboard Chamber ;-)[/spoiler] It's a Memory Game (remember what you chose towards an ending!), it's fun and challenging; it also requires some out-of-the-box thinking if you want to make it to at least the most endings. Speaking of which, I considered a few endings unfair, especially because I'm not Russian. Definitely recommended for visual thinkers - 8/10
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  kteitel1

  Jun 19, 2016

  This game is ... well...I don't really think of it as a game. Its more like a joke with 100 different possible punchlines. Don't get me wrong, its worth what I paid for it. For the record, I got it for 1.99 USD. One play through takes maybe one or two minutes and is worth a chuckle or two. Good if you only got a minute or so and just need a laugh. With different possible "punchlines" it can lift your spirits a few times. Don't buy if you want something serious or challenging though. The story is pretty much A+(user choice)=X and literally is finished in about 1 or two minutes flat. Replay multiple times to unlock multiple "punchlines".
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  alkali.lake

  Jun 26, 2016

  A really funny game that's well worth the asking price. Thanks to the summer sale I got it even cheaper, but 2 bucks would have been fine too. It's kind of a "choose your own adventure" game with very strange and nerdy (or weird) twists, which are a big plus. I've only played for a couple of minutes and found about 10 endings from the 100 there are. Also: every game should have a Chuck Norris twist. Chuck Norris is always awesome. Chuck Norris could win this game just by looking at the screen. The game would surrend under Chuck's gaze. This Chuck Norris reference was relevant to this review. Play the game and you'll see.
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  Dooky ♥

  Jun 27, 2016

  This is a fun little choice-based game with each adventure not lasting more than a minute or so. Really good to kill a few minutes in between game queues or on relaxed days. It can get a bit repetative if you play for too long though. Still highly recommended!
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  ospond

  Aug 27, 2016

  Mildly entertaining, but very low-tech, as you can see from the video. The main thing I didn't like was that the dialogue itself (which is literally the [i]entire[/i] game) is not proofread. There are frequent grammar errors. The game feels like it was written by a single person with little to no thought put into what would make the story better. It's not terrible, it's just not very well-thought-out.
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  Frogsycle

  Aug 28, 2016

  I earned this game as a gift from my friend and opened it more to earn cards than to actually play it. But when I started with first gameplay I was seriously surprised how entertaining this game is. I enjoyed every decision, smiled on funny options and raged on racing minigame. I would like to support developer, so I am going to buy this game to one of my friends :). Deffinitelly recommend it to everyone. 11/10
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  Laurel

  Dec 8, 2016

  I really like story-driven choose your adventure games like those produced under the Choice of Game title. I wasn't expecting anything quite that elaborate in terms of plot or character but Impossible Quest failed to keep my interest for even half an hour. Most of the Choices lead to the termination of the game or a silly response that creates no story at all. Stylistically, it is very simple which in itself would not have been an issue. But its blatantly ugly and felt like something written and programmed by a pair of 9th graders. I picked it up for less that $1 and didn't get my money's worth.
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  Rin

  Dec 28, 2016

  0/10 it had a fucking screamer
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  Birdeynamnam

  Jan 28, 2017

  I got bored with this game very quickly. Most of the humor falls flat or is merely references, which aren't really funny just "oh, hey. I understand that reference... cool..." In addition, there is a lot of repetition, as you have to go through the same beginning every time to get the different endings, and this game just feels like a waste of time to me
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  Jake

  Apr 15, 2017

  I don't understand the mixed rating on this game as it seems people forget this game is two dollars. This isn't a sixty dollar game with impressive visuals and incredible interlinear goal achieving story. It's just a simple concept with about four different "stories" with each almost 30 or so endings that are each either retrieved by doing something stupid or actually playing with common sense and then of coarse creative humor which I feel the game does very well. Pros: -Four well made creative stories -Almost more then 100 different endings -Creative well put humor Cons: -it's only two dollars and is usually only 70 cents. P.S I usually don't write reviews for games but I felt compelled to give this game a good review as I felt it needed some bit justice
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  Pon

  Jun 23, 2017

  Pros: -funny jokes -low prices -lot of ending to find -include "scary maze" puzzle cons: -you will have a headache finding another ending
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  foursmols

  Jun 25, 2017

  Impossible ⁽ᵗᵒ ˢᶦᵗ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ⁾ Quest
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  Ashes of Cynder

  Nov 23, 2017

  I don't know what I expected but it wasn't playing the game while in a voice chat with friends trying to explain why I'm laughing so hard. I also was not expecting to basically read out lines the whole time becuase something rediculous happened and they had to know. I have never had friends play a game without having to spend days begging/bribing them to play (or buying them the game). After 5 minutes of reading lines they just bought themselves each a copy so they could play and see why I was laughing so hard. And then they knew.
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  LadyRoyale

  Nov 28, 2017

  I'm glad this game was only 50 cents. It got lame really fast, and I only played for 10 minuites. The grammar errors really ruined it for me. Only buy this game if you dont care about grammar and are easily entertained.
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  Daniel47

  Feb 5, 2018

  [spoiler][u]That moment when you accidentaly delete your save file while having the game set in Russian because you where trying to get the 3rd Shadow Ending.[/u] Seriously, who ever thought it was a good idea to put the 'reset game' button right above the 'language' button? And how was I supposed to know it would delete my save file? I don't speak fucking Russian.[/spoiler] Don't get wrong the game has some witty jokes and references here and there, but it also has a lot grammatical errors and misspellings. And yes, game devs, we can see through your retarded wannabe American writing that the game script was written by a Russian. And the subtle Putin jokes weren't even that bad, but making references to Chuck Norris and Saw? They are memes that have been dead for years. Could you really not think of some more iconic references for this generation? The game also has a pretty small gameplay to fun ratio. It's gonna be fun for the first 1-2 hours but it's going to get really dull when you're just gonna be going through the options trying to figure out how to get a specific ending, which is especially difficult since a lot of the choices are just filler and they don't really matter. You're porbably gonna have to resort to using a walkthrough (thank god there is one), and the gameplay will just turn into a small grind for endings. It's very much like the Impossible Quiz except there are multiple endings and the references aren't so clever. Don't recommend buying it unless it's a sale, the game's just not worth for what it is and the humour is mediocre at best.
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  crimson 〶

  Mar 12, 2018

  Overall: 3/10 It gets pretty boring, and it looks like it was written by middle-schoolers. Not worth the 2 bucks.
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  bigh XCX

  Mar 19, 2018

  [h1]"Collecting Endings Simulator"[/h1] Impossible Quest is an endless try to throw obstacles into your way to reach the goal. The game mainly consists of 4 worlds of text-based VN elements where you have to testout each of the choices. So boring, so repetive. Of course a save function is not useful and implemented, but it may would help you to not waste your time. On the other side sometimes the game breaks its own frames. Means a choice simulates to open a new game within a game within another game. But that's just virtual. Mostly the game just nerves with endless requirements, like play this for 12 times, play that for 25 times. And there are also nasty minigames which should be avoidable. The crown of all meaningless is the shadow mode where are ground below ground requirements. Like to do nothing for 5 mins and then wait another 5 mins for nothing. I was so glad when I finally went through all of this.
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  Anaya

  Apr 5, 2020

  After 12 minutes I realized this game was not a keeper. The spelling and grammar were a mess. Which is very annoying. We also ended up at the same ending three times in fairly quick succession.
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  Tylph.

  Dec 13, 2020

  I can't recommend it, to be honest. It's supposed to be a fun written-based adventure, but it lost me for three reasons: bad grammar, terrible spelling and no fun.
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  Waspor

  Feb 28, 2021

  While occasionally funny, this... er... game is mostly dated references and nonsensical trial-and-error.