Reviews

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  Zarathustra

  Sep 8, 2022

  Original and fun 2d game. Didn't expect that at all
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  Octotron

  Oct 30, 2022

  Flopped into my life and refuses to flop out.
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  ♚Drimons⚝

  Dec 8, 2022

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  Bubaloow

  Sep 14, 2016

  I was just looking for a cheap, quick, time killer. And thats exactly what I found. It's very entertaining, if not a little bit hard to control (usually comes down to just luck, or maybe I'm just bad) I'd love to see this have an online multiplayer.
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  Hurtlock

  Sep 14, 2016

  A smashing evolution of an old formula. People who've played and enjoyed Ragdoll Masters, Ragdoll Kung Fu, Hammerfall, and other turn-of-the-century physics-based beat-em-ups will recognize the excellence of this title immediately. For the uninitiated, you control a ragdoll character in a puppet fashion, flailing their weapons toward enemy weak points. In this game, armor provides some resistance to damage before falling off entirely, and further damage to un-armored limbs will result in dismemberment. Armor can provide offensive capabilities as well, which one-ups previous titles of this kind. An armored boot beats a bare skull, and even limbs holding weapons can be lopped off for proper disarming. Ranged weapons are included, and seem pretty fairly balanced with their limitations of reload speed and aiming precision. You can block with your weapons, as well as equip shields in your off-hand. There is some character customization available, aside from gear you can also customize hair/skin/facial features and their respective colorings. The weapons and armor can't be recolored, however. Weapons can be held in reverse grip as well as standard, adding more depth to the loadout. Customized loadouts can be saved and loaded as the situation demands. Single player is a 10-match affair, your custom character versus ten assorted combinations of foes in varying gear and sizes. Wins unlock keys, which unlock more gear. There's no storyline, no excess reading, just heavy metal and the clash of steel. Upside: Quick and painless to drop in or out of Simple to learn, truly impressive when skill meets talent Great advances over previous niche titles Local MP includes some different modes, as well as customizable gravity and move speed Plenty of weapon variety/possible loadouts Dirt cheap game, I paid $2.09 Downside: No female floppies Can't customize gear appearance, just character AI is fairly easy, didn't see difficulty options Game is short, All achievements in first day/3hrs ingame Music is repetitive, limited selection of tracks Graphics are a bit like Flash games on Kongregate or Newgrounds in style (YMMV) *Damage is not affected by movement speed, damage dealt is based on gear vs weapon. So a weapon that deals three damage to an unarmored head, will always deal three damage, whether rebounding lightly off the opponent's sword or being swung down with the wrath of heaven. In the end, Floppy Heroes totally delivers at its price point. I highly recommend this as yet another way to smack your friends around the house, and I hope the developer continues to hone their talents and release either updates or sequels, which I'd be happy to invest in. Note: Other games you might like include the original, Ragdoll Masters(10$ from dev site), Swordy (E.A.15$), Hammerfight (5$ on steam, abandonware, formerly called Hammerfall), and Rag Doll Kung Fu(10$ on steam). *denotes my biggest fault found with this game
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  Carlz0r

  Sep 16, 2016

  This is an instant-recommend. For this low price, you CAN NOT go wrong here. I played for over an hour in my first session, and the time flew by. This is one of those "one more try" sort of games, where you're SURE you can do better if you just have one more run and try harder. Plus, I'm sure the multiplayer will be a blast the next time I can get a friend to come over. Do any of you guys remember a little game called "Ragdoll Masters" from like 10 or 15 years ago? It's kinda like that, but better, and cheaper. Seriously, that game still costs 10 bucks and you can't even get it on Steam. This is $3 (or $2.09 if you bought it during the first week like I did) and I would have gladly paid $10 for it. The Basics: -- So the premise of this game, (and RM, which I'm sure served as some inspiration) is that you control a floppy ragdoll of a character in a zero-G arena. The way you move determines your rotation and the positioning of your limbs based on a simple but elegant physics engine. The goal is to beat your enemies to death, while keeping yourself from getting hurt too much. Blows to the head are the key to victory, and you certainly want to keep your own head out of harm's way as much as possible. What's new: -- So I said that this game seems to take a lot of inspiration from "Ragdoll Masters" but what makes it better? Well, the biggest thing is the armor and weapons. Armor makes you slower and clumsier, depending on what type you wear, and how many pieces.. but it will soak up some hits for you, before it gets too damaged and falls off. Weapons come in 1-handed and 2-handed varieties.. you can carry any combination of 2 1-handed weapons if you desire (such as two swords, a shield and a mini-crossbow, an axe and a magic wand, etc), or a single 2-handed weapon, such as a large melee weapon, a bow and arrow, a magic staff, or a freakin CANNON. There are many types of armor and weapons to unlock, each with their own playstyles and strengths (particularly the weapons). Perhaps the coolest thing about the armor and weapons is that it adds variety to the enemies you face in the singleplayer mode. Instead of just 1v1, 1v2, 1vGiant, 1v2 harder dudes, 1v3, 1v2 giants, etc.. you get a bit more variety because their armor and weapons will be randomized each time. The enemies in a given round might spawn with completely different weapons than last time, which will greatly alter how you fight them. Conclusion: -- This is kind of a big review for a very inexpensive game. You don't need me to sit here and ramble on any further. I think it's great, I think you should try it, end of story. I mean, it's not some epic end-all-be-all game of the year 2016 or whatever.. but will you get a lot of casual fun for your couple of dollars? I think so, definitely.
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  Ryan Dorkoski

  Sep 18, 2016

  [b]Yes it stanks of mobile, and yes it's dumb. BUT it's also very cheap, very addicting, and does have some complexity with the strategy.[/b] [i]Essentially, this game is played with one-button-and-one-stick where you floatily try to kill other people.[/i] You do your worst to try to get the other people to fly or float into your weapon. There are lots of weapons and armor to unlock, and they all are kinda functionally different, too. Some weapons shoot things (where the one-button comes into play). [b]I think anyone who plays this for about three minutes would see the charm and one-more-game kind of appeal.[/b] #YouCouldDoWayyyyWorsefor3Bucks
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  PewSoh

  Sep 18, 2016

  Looking for this kind of games when we were having a drink with my friends. Just played few minutes and I'm hooked. PROS: - Addicting - Good for eating time - Having a break of cancer and saltyness of LOL/Dota2 CONS: All I can say is the armor are useless when you have it all. I wish there will be additional stats/damage when you used the set of Wizard/Archer/etc.. 10/10 I would recommend this.
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  pog loot gamer

  Sep 20, 2016

  Beat the game in less than an hour, very easy. Just need to buy a few pieces of a piece of armor but overall I loved it
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  Flying_toast

  Sep 20, 2016

  Very fun game. Definitely worth the price. Although it would be nice if there was a littl emore to the game. But for the price you get enough. I would gladly buy a DLC for this game, and online multiplayer would be really nice
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  BubbleMonster

  Oct 8, 2016

  Nice game and does not cost too much. Simple but really funny idea. If there can be more armers and weapons, this game would be way more interesting.
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  '""""''"'

  Nov 11, 2016

  Medieval space battle marines, you know you've always wanted it.
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  |aX| Rekki

  Dec 20, 2016

  Fantastic game to play with friends during predrinks.
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  Kidd

  Dec 25, 2016

  I had no legs and one hand. Still defeated my mate.. 10/10 A couch play game you must get
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  Nerdsomniac

  Apr 18, 2017

  This game is stupid. I started it thinking I was going to delete it, but after one round, my friends wanted to join in, and suddenly, it was almost midnight, and we were doubling over at the stupidity of all the fun we were having. MUST BUY.
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  Frazig

  Jun 5, 2017

  9/10 - Great game! I don't usually review games but I had to give some positive feedback on this. First off it's playable on every computer (I have played without lag on my 6 year old school laptop @ Intel(R) Core(TM) i5 CPU M 430 @ 2.27GHz with integrated Intel HD graphics). I bought this for around 4€ for couch gaming and was just gonna try it. I ended up playing 3 hours single player in a day which is alot for me. It's like Starwhal but with weapons/armor and shooting. The only thing that could be better is more weapons and armor. The rest is as good as it gets.
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  Mr.$ludgy

  Aug 15, 2017

  Please make an online multiplayer for this. I have no real friends.
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  RedThunde

  Dec 29, 2017

  Hour of Fun Great value for money its a must buy.
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  Challak

  Jun 30, 2019

  Summary: A whimsical romp for quick party matches. Players control a customized floppy character flipping through space and trying to strike the vulnerable areas of their opponents while desperately protecting their own. Intentionally difficult to control, Floppy Heroes may feel frustrating at first, but after a couple of games the understanding that you're not MEANT to be in full control serves as a great excuse to act silly with your mates. Great for parties, especially after a few drinks. ✔️ A simple concept, with simple rules. Hit your opponent's vulnerable areas, protect your own. ✔️ The art is fun. ✔️ Steam Link and Controller support. ✔️ Customizable characters. ✔️ Quick matches ✔️ Accessible to all types of players. ✔️ One screen makes the action easy to follow. ✔️ A lot of customization options to unlock over time improves replay value. ✔️ Singleplayer and Couch Multiplayer options ❌ Blood and gore may make what would be a family-friendly romp less desirable for some parents. ❌ Some players may feel frustrated by the feeling you're not in full control of your character. ❌ A lot of customization options are locked behind chests early on. Luckily they're all unlocked via regular gameplay over time. ❌ Singleplayer gets a little repetitive over time.
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  Matta

  Jul 3, 2019

  Heroes were indeed floppy