Reviews

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  InsaneInferno

  Dec 27, 2021

  This game has changed my life completely. Before purchasing this game my wife was filing divorce papers, my kids had started sniffing glue, society did not recognise me, and i was stuck in a long phase of depression. That was until I found Conan The Mighty Pig. The highly acclaimed soundtrack is well written, much better than what Mozart could've done. As I was collecting truffles I had lost, I heard the repeating notes, and it hit me... the games soundtrack repeats itself, just like life. This game has taught me the meaning of life - everything repeats itself, you are alone and everyone takes advantage of you. An example of this is the game itself - collect truffles, get your truffles stolen, and continue collect the truffles with no true purpose. This game has deeply influenced my life, through topics of World War II, Hentai, Gore, Psychological Horror, this game has taught me what it means to be a minority in a white man's world, and has changed me. The story of Conan the mighty pig, is an emotional tale, full of fear, hope, sadness, hot girls, and happiness, which tells the story of a pig, a pig who has found the horrors of modern day society.
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  𝗩𝗡𝗡𝗜

  Jan 25, 2022

  It was ok...
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  Spark

  Feb 11, 2022

  This game is absolutely terrifying! It put me in a mental Hospital for 18 weeks until i got released last Friday. This game causes serious issues like bleeding from the mouth, hentai addiction, ptsd, and death. Do not play if you are under the age of 70 because you will be absolutely slaughtered by the mighty pig that calls himself Conan. I wish I could say it was all a dream but I am being take to the insane asylum next week, I just may off myself to get out of the pain, the psychological terror, and the absolute destruction of my mental well being.
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  xiphy

  Mar 17, 2022

  would smash
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  NinjaBean614

  Jun 6, 2022

  this is the game ever
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  Wilthren

  Sep 6, 2022

  i love him he is so briliant
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  Marnie

  Sep 10, 2022

  Oink
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  Aburpt

  Oct 8, 2022

  This game is a must have! you need this game it really changed my life when conan went on his adventure for all the truffles, really made him a true hero.
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  мıgнτy мᴀx

  Oct 23, 2022

  He is a cute and brave little pig. Best game I have ever played
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  AardvarkThe3rd

  Nov 7, 2022

  th wolf steel al mi trufel 😭
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  gibb

  Nov 14, 2022

  i am a changed man
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  PupunPaskaa

  Nov 19, 2022

  This game has changed my life. I was a single father with 7 kids, but after playing this game all my problems were gone. Suddenly, the wife came back and the kids dissapeard. Now i am a multimillionaire and own 17 businesses. Conan is the best game in the entire multiverse. If you think otherwise, then you should just go to sweden and rot away in a barn. Thay you for reading my inspirartional story! :)
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  appa

  Mar 10, 2023

  I am Conan and I am free
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  mangotango

  Mar 20, 2023

  I love Conan the mighty pig he is literally me. If I was a pig I would eat truffles and probably get beat up by bigger animals and ghosts too.
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  Sums of Buns

  Feb 28, 2017

  Gave me back my will to live.
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  ben

  Aug 23, 2017

  The greatest videogame ever made. Easily the pinnacle of computational power, and unquestionably of all human achievement. A monumental artifact of raw and unrelenting emotion, Conan the Mighty Pig reminds us what it is truly like to be human.
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  SHC

  Apr 28, 2018

  Best game evermade hands down. Just in first 10 minutes I had the best experience in my entire life. For example when I started the game the loading cutscene crashed. This is clearly a metaphor that we always don't get what we in life. Another example of how this game is excellent is when is when I was in the forest and wolf enemy actually made my truffle counter go up instead of down. So I was able to collect 31/30 truffles. This is a clear message to never judge a book by it's cover. In conclusion definately recommend it, best game of the decade if not the best game ever made Half-life, portal and mass effect can suck it because they don't hold a candle to this masterpiece.
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  الحجاب المتحولين

  Aug 16, 2019

  is non-halal game but i enjoyed every minute of it الحمد لله
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  GilliGalli

  Dec 22, 2019

  conan
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  Snow

  Apr 12, 2020

  Honestly, this is the best game I have ever played in my life. The graphics are beautiful yet the game can still run on even the slowest computers. The breathtaking graphic design of the pig is the definition of perfection. Don't wait for a sale for this gorgeous game, please just buy it as soon as you can. Please. ---{Graphics}--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Amazing for its age ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Staring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Anyone ---{PC Requirements}--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☑ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/achievements ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ As long as you have time for. ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Completely worth the price ☐ Wait for sales ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs