Reviews

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  narr

  Mar 14, 2022

  the best $4 i ever did spend
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  Rabid Urko

  Sep 9, 2016

  Great frantic multi task game, keeps you on your toes. Humorous and well addictive. Very original concept.
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  CAJJI

  Sep 12, 2016

  Great game with a very fun base concept. If you enjoy multi-tasking and physics-based mechanics games, I'm sure Calm Down, Stalin. HOWEVER, the game often times feels rushed. Once you reach a point where your desk is completely filled with items, you question how often the gameplay was tested. I sincerely like this game, but there are some simple "bugs" that are nearly game breaking. Currently I think this game would be hugely benefitted by: -Restraining the objects from passing a certain points on the desk's axis. If I throw an object too far down the table, I may not be able to reach that object for the remainder of the round. If I knock my phone out of my hand with my other hand (that's another bug by the way), it can also fall BELOW the table. Why not restrain it if it's never supposed to be there? -Fixing the phone's recall leap. It landed on the button 4 times in a row when I was starting off. Other times it just gets stuck. In this case I'd consider removing the physics aspect of this and just making it dash back into receiver if it can't be fixed otherwise. -Creating more space for objects. Unless the grabbing can be tweaked to work more precisely, it's too frustrating trying to grab objects that are cluttered in the small space you have. The punching bag for example, introduces another task without it DIRECTLY getting in the way of others, which is good. The small space also makes it much easier to accidentally knock objects out of reach. Maybe throw in a shelf?
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  Iroquios Pliskin

  Sep 12, 2016

  ВЫ ВИДИТЕ ИВАНУ КОГДА РУКИ РАБОТАЮТ, КАК МИНУ MULTITASK СТАТЬ ЛИЛ АМЕРИКАНСКОЙ ПРОБЛЕМОЙ EMENY В СТРАХЕ БОЛЬШОЙ КРАСНОЙ КНОПКИ НА СТОЛБЕ Я СТРАХУ НА СТОЛБЕ ЛАМПУ УЖАСНЫЕ АМЕРИКАНЦЫ СТАЛИ ГНЕВЫМИ С ЛУЧШИМИ СЛОВАМИ МОИ КОМРАДЫ ВРУЧИ МЕНЯ ОРУЖИЕ ИЗ БРЕДА ИЗ МЕТЕРЛАНДА 10/10 Gave me more PTSD than Surgeon Simulator: Combat Medic Edition
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  Frostea

  Sep 12, 2016

  Beating a malfunctioning lamp and threatening my enemies with nukes is the highlight of my day. Then I come home and get to do it again on Calm Down, Stalin.
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  Siggi

  Sep 18, 2016

  Smoke pipe. Threaten enemies. Answer phone. Slap lamp. Smoke pipe. Smoke pipe. Smoke pipe. Shoot incompetent subordinate. Drink vodka. Slap lamp for good measure. A good day in the office.
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  Raditz

  Sep 19, 2016

  Guys, please make a hitler one too.
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  Generaloberst

  Oct 10, 2016

  Lenin's gaze inspires me to have more vodka shots, shoot more traitors, answer important calls, hit the lamp and punching bag, scare away the fly and out of all... threaten the enemies 1922/10
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  somehow Palpatine returned

  Nov 26, 2016

  In this game you need to play as Stalin You need to: >Drink vodka >Don't press that little pretty red button >Answer that annoying phone >Punch that fucking lamp from IKEA >Kill Western spies with magnum >Drink vodka again 9 American Spies / 10 Slav approves
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  Tried ur Besto

  Jun 21, 2017

  Smoking is bad for you, especially when your tobacco pipe goes flying and lands on the nuke launch button.
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  Sigma Trillionaire Grindset

  Nov 23, 2017

  You can play this game in VR. Just pointing that out. You can play as Stalin in VR.
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  Evil Walt Disney

  Nov 29, 2017

  10/10 would gulag again. I can't wait for the Kim Jong Un DLC.
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  Leader Desslok

  Jun 27, 2018

  сomяade дpяoved
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  Wololo9000

  Jul 7, 2018

  You see Ivan, this is proof that Soviet Union can produce better games than those filthy western capitalist spies. Is extremely good and fun, just like squatting while drinking light beer and eating some schemechki. You disagree? You go to gulag.
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  Oxxi

  Feb 20, 2019

  [i] Lazy Review at the bottom [/i] [h1] Gameplay [/h1] The goal in this game is to survive until the time limit. Your stress gradually rises, but is furthered by factors like flies, lamp flickers, and phone ringing. As your stress builds, your hands shake worse, thus making you more vulnerable to push the button. This progressively gets harder as the game continues [u] The button [/u] The goal of the game is to survive, right? You automatically lose the game if you push the big red button on your desk, or let the clock reach 12. The clock quickly ticks towards 12, unless you hold your hand right above the button. This threat of war makes the clock go back to the 1. [u] Fun? [/u] Absolutely. The game gets really challenging at times, but is a great way to kill time and see how painstakingly careful you can be. [h1] Graphics [/h1] The graphics are those of a potato. In this scenario, this isn't necessarily a bad thing. They make the game more satirical. Stalin's poorly formatted face and his flailing arms attempting to cool his stress make the game fun to watch. [h1] Specifications [/h1] Theis game, being extremely light and almost basically a flash game, can run on any computer. [h1] Lazy Review [/h1] Game very cheap, and very good for price. Game start easy but gets REALLY HARD later. Game can run good on potato pc, so why not get? 9.7/10 | Get it
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  Big guy

  Mar 19, 2020

  Got me hooked on nicotine
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  VeX

  Apr 24, 2020

  ☭ PLAY THIS VIDEO, COMRADE!☭

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  ItsChaosFromDiscord

  Sep 19, 2020

  This game has sucked the soul out of me, and I know your asking "Then why are you recommending this?" The answer is because honestly it is a pretty fun game despite all the stress it may give you. That and honestly when you make a return to the game after a few days or come in blind you aren't going to insanely stressed and may laugh a bit.
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  ansell

  Sep 30, 2020

  sex
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  Chef Shrimp

  Nov 18, 2020

  It really just makes you feel like Joseph Stalin!